Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away learning new…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away keeping a sm…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, ple…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am on leave with a n…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am temporarily unava…
This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappe…