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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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