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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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