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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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