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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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