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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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