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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.

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