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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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