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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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