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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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