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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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