One ready-made excuse

Take this and vanish gracefully.

There once was a worker from Nantucket
who slowed down their pace
Their inbox now waits
as nothing progresses
Answers will come when they retrace

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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.

Keep the same energy

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