One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
There once was a consultant in Ottawa
who vanished without a trace
Their replies are delayed
with silence that lingers
Answers will come when they retrace
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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