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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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