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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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