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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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