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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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