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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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