Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your patience remains the best available next step.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I…
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Sprint plans will remain fictiona…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Product decisions should avoid being ma…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If this is a hotfix, please make sur…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied b…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If this is about de…