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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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