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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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