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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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