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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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