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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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