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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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