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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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