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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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