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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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