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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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