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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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