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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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