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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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