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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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