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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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