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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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