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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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