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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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