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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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