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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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