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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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