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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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