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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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