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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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