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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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