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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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