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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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