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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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