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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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