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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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