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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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